Elon Musk is reportedly going to reveal information that could land Bill Gates behind bars.
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire behind SpaceX and Tesla, has made a shocking announcement that he has information that could potentially lead to the imprisonment of his rival, Bill Gates.
However, Musk says that before he can share this information with the authorities, he needs to focus on more urgent matters – such as building a rocket to Mars.
In a recent interview, Musk claimed that he had evidence proving Gates’ involvement in a secret underground organization dedicated to world domination.
However, Musk says that his current priority is to advance humanity’s space exploration efforts and that he will not reveal this information until his company establishes a permanent human settlement on the Red Planet.
“Look, I know people want to know what I’ve got on Bill Gates,” Musk said, “but we have bigger fish to fry. We need to get to Mars fast. Once Once we get there, we’ll be able to reveal the truth about Gates and his nefarious plans for global domination.”
Some have speculated that Musk’s claim is just a ploy to distract people from his legal troubles, while others have suggested that he may actually have evidence that one of the world’s most influential philanthropists can be brought down.
In any case, it looks like we’ll have to wait a while to find out what Musk has in store at the Gates — but at least we’ll have a thriving colony on Mars to keep us company in the meantime.
Disclaimer: This is satire, not real news.